we-are-rogue:

transgressivepistoleer:

sarroora:

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The original ninja turtle

@we-are-rogue

It’s true! And not just in Egypt, it’s recorded as a standard burglar technique in 12th century Persia. So much so that catching a fellow in the middle of the night carrying a crowbar and a drill wouldn’t necessarily prove anything, but if he also had a live tortoise with him, well it could only be a professional burglar.

“The tortoise is employed thus. The burglar has with him a flint-stone and a candle about as big as a little finger. He lights the candle and sticks it on the tortoise’s back. The tortoise is then introduced through the breach into the house, and it crawls slowly around, thereby illuminating the house and its contents.”

isthisclutch:

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yip yip

raveezus:

Having someone understanding your mind, thoughts, emotions or even face expression, is REAL intimacy to me.

I posted something that said DONT disturb my peace and what does a nigga try to do disturb my peace

jehovahhthickness:

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everythingfox:

Doge VS Door Spring

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-teesa-:

11.30.18

How Barack proposed to Michelle.

doggosource:

peekaboo

naturalprose:

discobloodbath-blog:

thepowerofblackwomen:

Janelle Monáe really did that. Just watch.

She really is the female Prince. If you disagree, you can fight me out in these streets.

He would be so proud of her omg 😭😭😭😭😭

jehovahhthickness:

Mich is a Capricorn, I know she was boiling inside lmaoooo

baconpolice:

doggosource:

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

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Yall forgot the final product.